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Monday, June 05, 2006

Assembleia da República às moscas

O queixume relativo ao facto de o hemiciclo da Assembleia da República estar recorrentemente às moscas não me surpreende. Digam-me, as moscas gostam de quê? Onde é que elas adoram chafurdar? Ora aí está! Não preciso dizer nem mais uma palavra. Mas digo! É a sabedoria popular a demonstrar mais uma vez que está sempre alguns passos à frente. Aí uns dez. Não? Talvez doze. Não sei, nunca me destaquei no mundo do nanismo.

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